It's time to observe your religion!

Next week, with Palm Sunday, Passover, Good Friday, Easter, and everything in between all occurring within days of each other, people will dust off their fancy outfits and head to their respective houses of worship.

All of these crowds at services will lead to crammed seats and people having unpure thoughts, dreams, nay wishes, that this device existed:

Pew Ejector

Just kidding, everyone. Hope you all have a nice holiday, whatever it is you're celebrating.

In my house, we celebrate 'em all. We're equal opportunity worshippers. Even though I am not a member of the UCC, I liked their message in this commercial (which was NOT about ejecting people from a church- if that's all you got out of it, go back and watch it again).